Musical Parodies by Dylan Beattie

Music: “Sunscreen” by Baz Luhrmann / © Baz Luhrmann

You Give ReST a Bad Name
Music: “You Give Love a Bad Name” by Bon Jovi / © Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child

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Music: “Piano Man” by Billy Joel / © Billy Joel / Columbia Records

Cat Quotes

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Hippolyte Taine

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

W. L. George

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Joseph Wood Krutch